If I've calculated it correctly, counting the month I deposit my money in as month 1, and putting £2 into the account.

I'd break even on month 9 with a balance of £2.30.

However, by month 24, I'd be the richest person in the world with just over £9 trillion in my account.

My diagnosis, where do I sign up?!

hello i do not have money to invest in the enigmatico bank :< i spent all of it on ravioli

I can't read it, it's some kind of elvish.

i would withdraw the money shortly after the 5 months, because the growth would be slower shortly afterwards

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=plot+%281%2F4%29t%5E3-%28109%2F50%29t%5E2%2B3t

Definitley after the seventh month...

Can't make a deposit if you don't have any money to deposit :smort:

oh no math!!1 /jk I love math

It would take 7 months just to break even on that. But afterwards the money would increase at a cubic rate. After a year it'd be with 154 times more. I'd probably just leave it until you ran out of money, and then seize all your assets.

I can't do maths.

It's 10am and I'm so not doing maths but that's either a great deal or really awful /lh

10 years