I like machines, numbers, and dark and sinister cute girls.
My fedi account: https://mk.absturztau.be/@enigmatico
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What's your secret talent?
Being lazy 24/7
What is you're favorite taxi cab number?
Huh?
That's a rather difficult question. I'd choose anyone who lived a long life, was successful, and lived a happy life. I don't know how many historical figures lived like that though.
On a scale of 0-10 (10 is the most) how gay do you feel today?
I'm bi, not gay. I'd say 20/80 but if I see something good that might go up very quickly.
Recommend me your favourite local cuisine.
Like, dishes or restaurants? For dishes, there is a lot here that is good, but you have to be able to eat meat since most of our food comes from pigs and cows. It's also very gassy unfortunately. Now that it's Christmas, I'd recommend you try Roscón de reyes, and/or turrón (nougat), and also polvorones.
i wanna be lewd and dirty with u uwu
No lewds
Are you feeling christmassy?
Christmas is not really my thing.
A cat is purring on your chest. It treads for milk, with it's paws AND claws. Silently ignoring the pain or putting cat away?
I had a cat do that on my skin (not for milk though). At some point you don't feel any pain at all and you get used to it.
Funny, because coffee is made with water and we can already drink coffee, and it doesn't smell like a starbucks. Also sweat contains other bodily fluids, like uric acid. I don't think it would smell like a starbucks.
God offers you an equivalent exchange. You can turn one date (day + month) double the length, but you remove one date in return.
Would you take it? And which dates if so?
You're essentially merging two days into one so you gain nothing in return? Wow... what a scammer god
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