if humans evolved to drink coffee instead of water, would our sweat smell like a starbucks frappuccino?

Welcome to Enigmatico's bank! We offer a special program for your savings!

Since the first month you bring us your money, each month that passes your money reevaluates each month, following the following formula:

+ * (1/4)t^3-(109/50)t^2+3t

Where t is the time in months since your first deposit. However, you must keep your money for a minimum of 5 months. Will you take it? If so, when do you withdraw your money?

Are you an electron, or a positron?

If you have two cups of coffee, one bad and one good, which would you start with first?

Do you play games? if so what are your fave ones? :3

Why is the banana curved?

Which, or how many, chat platforms are you available on?

is it more important to live a meaningful life or a happy one?

What's your thoughts on personal CCTV?

You are allowed to do one thing, and you don't have to fear reprimand. No fine, no one to sue, no judgement from anyone else.

What would you do?