do u know ur a lil mew mew?

You're a duck. Why is there no duck on neomojimixer?

Do you like kissing boys? Or do you like kissing girls? Or both? Or none? Or... idk, what would you kiss?

if an otter contemplates the reflection of the moon on the water, is it pondering the nature of existence, or merely deciding if the moon would make a good snack?

if human consciousness is ultimately a product of physical processes in the brain, to what extent does our subjective experience of self and free will align with the deterministic nature of these processes?

do you like taking a walk in the rain?

if you are also on fedi, when did you join and how did you get to know about fedi?

do you meow in public sometimes?

have you sipped epsi today?

I throw a handful of crumbled bread at you, what will happen?