Welcome to Enigmatico's bank! We offer a special program for your savings!
Since the first month you bring us your money, each month that passes your money reevaluates each month, following the following formula:
+ * (1/4)t^3-(109/50)t^2+3t
Where t is the time in months since your first deposit. However, you must keep your money for a minimum of 5 months. Will you take it? If so, when do you withdraw your money?
oh no math!!1 /jk I love math
It would take 7 months just to break even on that. But afterwards the money would increase at a cubic rate. After a year it'd be with 154 times more. I'd probably just leave it until you ran out of money, and then seize all your assets.
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