On a scale of 0-10 (10 is the most) how gay do you feel today?
Welcome to Enigmatico's bank! We offer a special program for your savings!
Since the first month you bring us your money, each month that passes your money reevaluates each month, following the following formula:
+ * (1/4)t^3-(109/50)t^2+3t
Where t is the time in months since your first deposit. However, you must keep your money for a minimum of 5 months. Will you take it? If so, when do you withdraw your money?
If I've calculated it correctly, counting the month I deposit my money in as month 1, and putting £2 into the account.
I'd break even on month 9 with a balance of £2.30.
However, by month 24, I'd be the richest person in the world with just over £9 trillion in my account.
My diagnosis, where do I sign up?!
Should I just become full catgirl? It sounds like a fun way to be
You are allowed to do one thing, and you don't have to fear reprimand. No fine, no one to sue, no judgement from anyone else.
What would you do?
How do you think about darker times of your life now?
And how long ago was it?
Are you an electron, or a positron?
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