Welcome to Enigmatico's bank! We offer a special program for your savings!

Since the first month you bring us your money, each month that passes your money reevaluates each month, following the following formula:

+ * (1/4)t^3-(109/50)t^2+3t

Where t is the time in months since your first deposit. However, you must keep your money for a minimum of 5 months. Will you take it? If so, when do you withdraw your money?

Are you an electron, or a positron?

Do you like kissing boys? Or do you like kissing girls? Or both? Or none? Or... idk, what would you kiss?

What's your favorite month of the year?

Do you prefer Halloween, or Christmas?

Following the previous question, if you are NOT a programmer, what stops you from becoming one?

If you are a programmer, when did you start your journey into the void and what was your motivation for it?

Do you prefer a lap nap, or are you more into shoulder naps?

If you could pick any decade to live in, from the 60s onwards, which decade would you like to live in?

Pokemon, or Digimon?