Eye contact is the kiss of shy people?

Isn't today the most monday-ish feeling Thursday ever?

Do you feel a need to keep up with the Joneses sometimes?

I had a belly-riot these days! You?

Always be yourself! With the exception of being a duck. When you can be a duck always be a duck, always.

Did you see that 2025 will start on a Wednesday? Followed by Thursday and Friday. 1st W, then 2nd T, 3rd F. WTF ???

It seems somebody offers me to be my sugar daddy ... this is a first. I'm baffled. MEOW!

Do you know lose-lose situations like this? I'm about to buy shampoo for my girlfriend and must decide if her hair is greasy, damaged, dead, lacklustre or worn according to manufacturer recommendations which they are not ashamed to have that printed on the bottle. Do I have to offer her my own shampoo and hands and service to wash her hair so she cannot read what I bought? It is so lose-lose, I will go down to hell.

I ordered a cybersuit. Yes, it is meant for Otakus and cosplay. it is a bodysuit with a very short hooded jacket. Wish me luck that it suits me! What do you think?

When I post questions and answers I do use caps and exclamation marks and such, so does that mean I am an old bat? LOL?