A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a 10 inch pianist. The bartender asks where he got such an interesting thing from! He says there's a leprechaun behind the bar granting wishes!

The bartender goes out to investigate and returns shortly after, followed by A LOT of ducks. The bartender says "I asked for 1,000 bucks but instead got 1,000 ducks!!". The man says "Do you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?!"