Cats are like chemicals - they can be dangerous if you pee on them

i think they are so goofy when they run around for no reason. like,, just lay here and take a nap with me demon

2 of my cats are fat and i make fun of them regularly 🤍

I think cats should be given tiny missile launchers on their backs that randomly fire at humans

there's not enough of them

Randomly following to feed them

i hate how stripey their fur can be

like c'mon, choose a color and stick with it!