Do you know lose-lose situations like this? I'm about to buy shampoo for my girlfriend and must decide if her hair is greasy, damaged, dead, lacklustre or worn according to manufacturer recommendations which they are not ashamed to have that printed on the bottle. Do I have to offer her my own shampoo and hands and service to wash her hair so she cannot read what I bought? It is so lose-lose, I will go down to hell.