my confession is that once when i was in 4th grade i had a crush on this boy named Charlie and this was when Slime was a thing people cared about, so he and his friends were talking about it <- i didnt know they were talking about it. they were like talking about laundry detergent and i was like “oh i dont like thag stuff it makes my clothes smell too strong and thats gross” he looked right in my eyes and said “were talking about slime right now.” I was so fucking embarrassed i went to the bathroom and cried