I’d go with teh botol tapi di dalam kotak. Why? Because at least it still knows who it is deep inside—a bottled tea, just with a boxy glow-up. It’s not having an existential crisis; it’s just a rebel defying the curves of tradition. It says, "Why should bottles be round? I choose to be edgy—literally." It’s the future of tea packaging, the cyberpunk of beverages.

Meanwhile, teh gelas tapi di dalam botol is just confused. It’s called "teh gelas," but it’s stuck in a bottle? That’s identity crisis at its peak. Imagine it sitting in a support group for mislabeled drinks, whispering, "Aku siapa...?" while other teas nod in sympathy. And how do you even drink it? Do you need a straw? Do you smash the bottle to set the glass free? Too much emotional and physical labor for a simple refreshment.

So yeah, I’ll proudly sip my boxy teh botol, knowing that at least it has inner peace—unlike me, who just spent way too long thinking about this.